• Young Millennials Are Changing The Game Of Life

    Young Millennials are Millennials born after 1990, who entered college after the beginning of the 2008 financial crisis | Studies have shown that there are significant differences between Young Millennials and older Millennials | Many Young Millennials are disgusted by...
  • The Movie 'Drive' (2011) Radically Changed My Life

    I watched the movie 'Drive' and decided to act like Driver | I gradually changed my habits and mannerisms to match movie character | My new personsa helped me find romantic happiness and success |
  • Why 'Weird Facebook' is the Next Great Internet Subculture

    Weird Facebook is a subculture of meme pages, secret groups, friend networks, and personalities | Weird Facebook is a result of the failure of alternative Millenial institutions | The scalability of Facebook allows for the creation of unprecedented "virtual realities"...
  • Obama Invites Pizza Rat to White House

    President Obama invites famous rat to bring prized slice of pizza to Washington | Pizza Rat has not been seen since his sudden rise to fame, current whereabouts unknown | Republican frontrunner Donald Trump criticizes POTUS’ move, calls Pizza Rat...
  • Equinox Fitness Reportedly Offering Discounts to Attractive People and Foreigners

    Equinox reportedly offers discounted rates to attractive users of low-rent gyms | $175 a month memberships fees attract the rich, but not often the beautiful | Opinions about practice divided among clients paying full price |
  • Dalai Lama Photographed by Terry Richardson in New York

    The Dalai Lama participates in photoshoot with notorious photographer Terry Richardson | His holiness made controversial comments made earlier today, saying that a female Dalai Lama would have to have an “attractive face” | Embattled monk offers clarification in typical...
  • Florida Man Attempts to Burn Down an Applebee's After Refund Denial

    Florida man becomes enraged that local Applebee’s won’t give him a refund for meal | Threatens to burn the restaurant down as revenge | Furious customer said to have been seen spraying lighter fluid on side of brick building holding...
  • Billy Corgan Visits Banksy’s ‘Dismaland’, Has Bad Time

    ‘Smashing Pumpkins’ singer Billy Corgan visits latest exhibit by former street artist Banksy | Corgan still has a “bad time,” according to sources | “Banksy stopped being relevant ages ago,” remarks Corgan upon exiting |

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